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Monday, December 20, 2010

What Not to Do In Disney World

Sorry for the delay in blogs, y'all... I've been in Disney World on vacation. (Actually, my author has too--Disney's her favorite.) While I was there, I realized that some people have absolutely no theme park etiquette. So I thought I'd write my own. Here it goes.

1) Do not cough, sneeze, smoke, or--perhaps the worst I experienced--whistle extremely loudly when people are walking by you. Very uncool.

2) Don't let your obnoxious kids chase birds to watch them fly away. Some people actually like birds.

3) Do not try to squeeze past people in line for Tower of Terror. I, for one, will pull out the elbowing technique I typically reserve for concerts, and you will probably not win.

4) Do not miss the Disney fireworks. They will change your life, like seriously.

5) Don't forget to be nice. You never know what people are going through, and a smile goes a long way. Guess that doesn't only apply to theme parks, though.

6) Don't yell at your kids to stop crying. They're probably only crying because you're yelling.

7) Don't try to eat a giant chocolate chip cookie, and ICEE, and a bag of cotton candy all within two hours.

8) Don't forget to check out the Disney hotels, especially the Wilderness Lodge and the Polynesian. Both of those are like attractions in and of themselves.

9) Don't walk around on your cell phone the whole time. You will trip and might fall on Goofy.

10) Don't wear stiletto's to the Magic Kingdom. Taylor Swift would've had a field day with some of the ladies I saw. Really, no one cares if you're the sexiest person on Splash Mountain.

Hope you all are enjoying your time off school (or work if you're already graduated) and having fun doing last-minute Christmas shopping!

Do you have anything to add to my list?

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